Daytripper

Once upon a time, as I was walking through The Forest of Good Intentions:

I accidentally wandered too far, and became lost:

I just said that...pay attention, dumbass!

I'll be good...moving on.  As I tried to find my way back, I discovered a strange land:

But there was help in the form of Grumpy Old Troll:

Grumpy Old Troll knew the answer, but he required one thing from me first:

In an over-dramatic, blockbuster movie type pose, I fell to my knees defeated:

But Grumpy Old Troll had a second solution:

In an over-dramatic, blockbuster movie type pose, I fell to my knees defeated...um, again:

Just then help arrived:

And I was excited to see my saviors:

Um, I never sent the Power Rangers my idea for a movie script...promise (but if I had sent them a script, it would have been EPIC!)

Okay, so I guess they never read my script...that I never sent them (ahem):

Oh well, maybe they will at least talk to me:

Just then, the White Power Ranger began to speak (as shown in action panels):

Stupid Rangers...see if I ever send them another script.  I mean, a first one that is...

 ***M thinks it's weird that I talk to myself...but I usually have something really important or helpful or funny to share

The mysterious voice was none other than:

Yep, that guy from the Matrix movies with all that strange green stuff behind him.  Where does he get that green, codey stuff anyway?

Oh...m'kay

Just when I thought walking away from green codey Matrix guy was a good thing:

It wasn't

Uhg!

Time to move on:

Yep, this one post, while hopefully EPIC, has taken me way too long to create.  So instead of finishing it in its entirety, I thought we should speed things up a bit:

Hell yeah!  Grab a 40 and enjoy some movie parodies:

And of course, let's not forget the classics:

And of course:

Followed by the ever popular:

I had this idea about South Park, Pikachu and Donatello from the Ninja Turtles all going to The Old Spaghetti Factory, but I couldn't really figure out where to go with it.  So instead, I leave you with your own imagination:

But then something strange happened:

And I had to react:

But then I realized:

Where I was the whole time:

So the lesson here is:  if you let your mind wander, always remember your way back or you could get lost and look stupid.

I have been receiving feedback on some of my previous posts.  For those of you who appreciated the one about bacon, here is another thought:

For those friends of mine that were offended by my bacon post:

For that newly single friend that is celebrating not being in a relationship:

And to those of you who called me a nerd and made fun of me for playing Diablo III:

So here comes and goes a very large post.  Don't worry, I have about 10 more started and I hope they don't take me as long to finish as this one did.

Until next time, I have decided to finally answer a question I keep getting from someone who thinks I need to stop cursing so much on this blog (yes, they used the word "cursing"):

Hope you all remembered where to find this site.  Come back soon!

-Cheers!