I accidentally wandered too far, and became lost:
I just said that...pay attention, dumbass!
I'll be good...moving on. As I tried to find my way back, I discovered a strange land:
But there was help in the form of Grumpy Old Troll:
Grumpy Old Troll knew the answer, but he required one thing from me first:
In an over-dramatic, blockbuster movie type pose, I fell to my knees defeated:
But Grumpy Old Troll had a second solution:
In an over-dramatic, blockbuster movie type pose, I fell to my knees defeated...um, again:
Just then help arrived:
And I was excited to see my saviors:
Um, I never sent the Power Rangers my idea for a movie script...promise (but if I had sent them a script, it would have been EPIC!)
Okay, so I guess they never read my script...that I never sent them (ahem):
Oh well, maybe they will at least talk to me:
Just then, the White Power Ranger began to speak (as shown in action panels):
Stupid Rangers...see if I ever send them another script. I mean, a first one that is...
The mysterious voice was none other than:
Yep, that guy from the Matrix movies with all that strange green stuff behind him. Where does he get that green, codey stuff anyway?
Just when I thought walking away from green codey Matrix guy was a good thing:
Time to move on:
Yep, this one post, while hopefully EPIC, has taken me way too long to create. So instead of finishing it in its entirety, I thought we should speed things up a bit:
Hell yeah! Grab a 40 and enjoy some movie parodies:
And of course, let's not forget the classics:
And of course:
Followed by the ever popular:
I had this idea about South Park, Pikachu and Donatello from the Ninja Turtles all going to The Old Spaghetti Factory, but I couldn't really figure out where to go with it. So instead, I leave you with your own imagination:
But then something strange happened:
And I had to react:
But then I realized:
Where I was the whole time:
So the lesson here is: if you let your mind wander, always remember your way back or you could get lost and look stupid.
I have been receiving feedback on some of my previous posts. For those of you who appreciated the one about bacon, here is another thought:
For those friends of mine that were offended by my bacon post:
For that newly single friend that is celebrating not being in a relationship:
And to those of you who called me a nerd and made fun of me for playing Diablo III:
So here comes and goes a very large post. Don't worry, I have about 10 more started and I hope they don't take me as long to finish as this one did.
Until next time, I have decided to finally answer a question I keep getting from someone who thinks I need to stop cursing so much on this blog (yes, they used the word "cursing"):
Hope you all remembered where to find this site. Come back soon!